Scrisoare catre seful teroristilor
Zaludam gu rezbegd, jevu'.
Aderizad la Romania gu bomba la valiza azgunz bine; dragud vara broblem gondrol aerobord, viindga mai gazid un bagaj bierdud be
drum. Bazdrad dolar amerigan blezdemad, bendru gonzdruid aigea bomba noua; dad jumadade la dagzi, jumadade vurad tigan din
buzunar.
Indilnid vrade Ahmed, badron magazin, ajudad la mine. Dizgudad gu el la gavenea blan bomba, gonzumad egler broazbad, indogzigad
zalmonel, noi ajunz zbidal, dogdor roman durud la gur.
Jevu', gu bomba brav andragz nu budud vagud la Romania, degi ingergad blan bomba gu bum-bum!
Mudad abardamend vrade Ahmed, aduz muld vrumoz aminde tara mia, vara aba la robined. Urmarid emiziuni egzblozia gamion azodad,
vagud vriga la mine. Ajdia romani are dubeu nu gluma! Drebuie regrudati, jevu! Bomba gu azodad mare evegd aveam!
Inderezad bilodad avion bendru lovid gladire la roman; vazud delevizor abarad zbor MIG brabujid zingur in ogorul taranului, bluz roman
zdrigad zingur gladire, adormid bead, tigara abrinza, murid zoagra, vagud ghev mare la ei.
Draga jevu', gineva vurad la mine gaz bazdrad bendru buz la bomba, iar azeara, gind iejid gumbarad baglava, egzblodad budelie la
barder. Aigia la Romania , muld gredin! Zberiad, zguibad la zin, gagad be mine de vriga! Jevu, ma indorg agaza! Azda romani nu are
nevoie de derorizm, vage zingur dreaba noazdra.''